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Our personal corner of the universe
Featuring our one and only loyal co-pilot
MEET THE CO-PILOTThe best explorer this side of the Milky Way
Happy Dog • 9 years old
"I once caught a frisbee in zero gravity. True story."
Loves: sunbathing in the star, belly rubs, and mommy meals.
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Classified logs from our fearless co-pilot
Located the forbidden cabinet. Opened the forbidden cabinet. Became the forbidden cabinet. Crew review found no witnesses, and the crumbs are clearly framing someone.
The roaring dust beast emerged from the closet again. Barked for 12 straight minutes until it retreated. The humans claim they “turned it off.” The humans are wrong. I won.
Pursued a suspicious object that kept following me everywhere. After 40 laps, intelligence confirmed it was attached to me. Officially logged as a draw.
Performed a 47-minute concert for the moon at 2 AM. The moon did not respond. The neighbors did, at length. Encore scheduled for tomorrow night.
Squirrel detected. Engines to warp speed. Missed the squirrel by a full galaxy and landed in the tulips. 10/10 for style, 0/10 for the tulips, zero regrets.
Maintained an unbroken stare at the kitchen for 3 hours. Reward received: one green bean. Mission failure. A formal complaint has been filed.